Elvin Tisdel
It’s so hard to forget pain, but it’s even harder to remember sweetness. We have no scar to show for happiness. We learn so little from peace.
Chuck Palahniuk, Diary (via quote-book)
Children’s Book Explaining Homosexuality

Every kid should read something like this.

This is beautiful omg every library and school and human being should read this

briansolis:

Steve Cunnnigham is the president of Polar Unlimited. Among many things, his team is helping busy professionals learn the latest insights from the best books on new media today. Not everyone has the time to read all of the wonderful books out there from cover to cover, so Steve and…

incaseofzombies:

mgf:

A music video that @Strawburry17 and I collaborated on :) ENJOY! Reblog! :)

I love this. Two of the sweetest people ever in the same video? Great!

omg

haymuff:

Roses are red, nuts are brown.

Skirts go up, pants go down.

Body to body, skin to skin.

When it is stiff, stick it in.

The longer its in, the stronger it gets.

It goes in dry, comes out wet.

It comes out dripping, and it starts to sag.

Its not what you think… it’s a tea bag.

У моего племянника есть Photoshop! Russian Version
Клиент: $400 за логтип?! Почему у вас такие высокие цены? у моего племянника есть фотошоп—я могу заставить его это сделать.
Я: А у вашего племянника есть Microsoft Word?
Клиент: Да.
Я: Тогда заставьте его написать новеллу, раз уж у него это есть.
<p>&#8220;If cereal was banned from the world, how would we make a quick good tasting breakfast?&#8221;</p>
Anonymous

Uncooked poptarts.

I kind of like the cooked ones better

jacquelinefrancis:

Tonight is the last night of Chanukah. Last night I decorated my Christmas tree while the candles on the Menorah were lit and all aglow. It was very lovely, and also very ecumenical.

My husband is Jewish—I am Roman Catholic. But I love Judaism, and I like to honor the Jewish faith. This Chanukah,…

a snippet of the most inane conversation i have ever witnessed in my life.
male visitor 1: yo bro, did you know that the movie 'she's the man' is based on that shakespeare play 'twelvish night'?
roommate: yeah, and '10 things i hate about you' is based on 'taming of the shrew'.
male visitor 2: yo, i totally didn't know that.

joshclarke:

Absolutely brilliant design work.

cameronmoll:

This is some really outstanding design work that covers multiple mediums. Love the graph aesthetics, custom glass tables, and badges that hang at an angle, also doubling as conference guides.

i hate those stage mums that dress their kid up and treat them like a barbie doll. it disgusts me.

fuckyeahkanyewest:

nice article at nymag. here’s some excerpts:

We decided Twitter was the way to go, since Kanye’s feed has been our favorite corner of the Internet ever since he began it. “I haven’t tweeted much in the past couple days because I’ve got so much to work on,” he said. “I’m color-correcting this film I shot in Prague a couple weeks ago.” He said the movie — the same film, incidentally, about which he tweeted a week ago, “I want to edit the film on a boat. Where are the good editing boats?” — is called Runaway, and is a 40-minute noir piece based on his new album. “It’s the story of a phoenix fallen to Earth, and I make her my girlfriend, and people discriminate against her and eventually she has to burn herself alive and go back to her world,” he told us. “I’ve been feeling the idea of the phoenix. It’s been in my heart for a while. It’s maybe parallel to my career. I threw a Molotov cocktail on my career last year, in a way, and I had to come back as a better person.” Is it weird that we wanted to hug him? Like, somebody, please find this man his missing fish tank, you know?

And that is why Kanye is a national treasure, and we personally hope he doesn’t feel the need to change. After all, when a phoenix rises from the ashes, it’s still a motherf’ing bad-ass awesome phoenix, right?

f-i-l-t-h:

kissing gifs get me every time. 

f-i-l-t-h:

kissing gifs get me every time. 

vanmega:

I can’t decide if it’s good or bad strategy in 2011 for a used car salesman to incorporate pictures of Zack from Saved By The Bell and a late 80’s cell phone into thier web ads.

vanmega:

I can’t decide if it’s good or bad strategy in 2011 for a used car salesman to incorporate pictures of Zack from Saved By The Bell and a late 80’s cell phone into thier web ads.

de5thritu5l: